Thursday, January 26, 2012

Delhi - Khushwant Singh

I knew of Khushwant Singh when he was at the prime of his career.  He was editing the Illustrated Weekly of India and wrote some pretty irreverent stuff.  He took a lot of flak for being an exhibitionist and mouthing (that is, writing) controversial stuff.  His writings seemed to revolve around wine and women and seemed to be deliberately contrary to popular opinion.  This is how I perceived him.  His columns were generally trashy and pieces of trivia, laced with jokes and shairi.  I read a short story or an excerpt of his novel here and there.  The pulled out pieces were usually erotic and simply reinforced the general image of him as a boozing and a womanizing old man. A Dirty Old Man is what he was called.

Years later he happened to visit my office with his wife.  I was surprised to see an old man walk in with his wife.  There was no bulb over his head and no glass of whiskey in his hand.  He looked like a usual elderly gentleman. About a year or so back i read an interview where he had described his daily routine.  He got up early, he listened to the direct telecast of kirtan from Darbar Sahib on the radio, ruminated on some shabd or kirtan, wrote some mandatory pages each day, and generally seemed to lead a very disciplined, sedentary life. This looked more like a nonagenarian leading an exemplary life.

Some time ago I picked a book called Delhi from my library.  Khushwant Singh reinforces his reputation of being an iconoclast.  In this book, the hero isn't a handsome rich young man, but a middle-aged, ugly Sikh.  His heroine isn't a beautiful woman with a thousand virtues, she is a hermaphrodite called Bhagmati. The story of Delhi is revealed to us in flashbacks even as we explore the present day Delhi with Bhagmati and Sardarji.

The magnificent, the merciless, the munificent, the marauder, the people who uplifted and raped Delhi in quick succession, are the ones who enrich this novel.  We are taken from the times of Balban, AD 1200 to 1984 when Delhi was shaken by the anti-Sikh riots post Indira Gandhi’s murder.  Of course not in detail, or it would have filled a number of books.  Rather than relate the history of Delhi to us in a mundane manner, he chooses to let a fictional citizen of those times tell us the story.  Therein lies the beauty of the novel.  It is extremely readable, the first requirement of anything that passes through the printing presses.

Khushwant Singh is totally irreverent, liberal with erotic descriptions, and busts many historical myths.  He does not fear to call a spade a spade and that is what makes his novel such a great read.  I realize now that the fearsome reputation he garnered was probably bestowed upon him by jealous colleagues.  He was ahead of his time by decades and stood by whatever he said and believed in.

Of all the pulp fiction I have read, his is the best.  He is so good that he threatens to invade into territory usually occupied by Literature.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Top ten fun and fundoo

No expectations please. There is no orchestra in the background striking up the tune - Baharon phool barsao mera mehboob aaya hai. This is not a disclaimer, it is a claimer claiming that the following jodis are fun and fundoo and wicked sometimes. There are 6 listed in reverse order that have already been seen on the screen. There are 4 more (totalling 10 duh !) from my ultapulta wishlist. Here goes:

6. Aishwarya -Zayed:

Her movies were flopping left right and centre and he was the fresh face on the block. Debutante Leena Yadav brought them together as the adulterous (almost) couple while a brooding Sanjay Dutt looked on - wanting grist for his writing mill. The movie had some lovely songs - Khoya Khoya sa teri nighahon mein, with both of them prancing carefree. A giggly Aish managed to look quite good with a puppydog like Zayed. Movie recommended strictly for the goodlooking people peopling it.

5. Meghna Reddy - Anil Kapoor:

Chocolate was probably based on some hollywood potboiler I havent heard of. A journalist (Meghna) and a hotshot lawyer (Anil Kapoor) are thrown together into solving a case which entails long conversations with Irfaan Khan and Tanushree Dutta. At one point Meghna is so miffed at Anil Kapoor's obvious attraction towards the sexy Tanu, that she is compelled to draw Anil's attention to the fact that she is a 'bra-wearing' girl too. Apart from that one aberration, Meghna plays a tomboyish devil-may-care girl which is a change from the usual correct sugarwontmeltinmymouth kind of roles the heroines play. She is the opposite of the correct and formal Anil Kapoor.

4. Dimple-Akshay Khanna:

He was a young artist and she was a troubled single woman trying to deal with her life without her daughter. She looks at him as a good friend, but he adores her. Their friendship never gets passionate but it causes a rift between Akshay and friends. His dil chahta hai, but the lady wont consent, preferring to die - a la Love Story - probably of a wasted liver. Dimple is beautiful, gorgeous. Akshay's adoration makes them look great together.

3. Vidya-Saif:

She was an unproven newcomer from the middle-class with girl next door looks, and he was a well acknowledged talent and a nawab to boot. Parineeta was the tale of a woman's unstinting devotion to her neighbour, a rich, arrogant, quick-tempered Shekhar. Vidya is all grace and smoothness to the rough edged (as played in the movie) Saif. A perfect mismatch.

2. Rekha-Akshay:

If Madam Re is still missing HIM, she didnt let it make her morose and reclusive. She went her merry way picking up 'good friends' and toyboys. Akshay Kumar was one of those. Khiladion Ka Khildi had Akshay in an encounter with Maya (what an apt name for Re). Re plays the vamp to the hilt. I am sure the heroine, Raveena Tandon, felt quite useless and threatened. Way to go Re, live it up.

1. Mallika Shehrawat-Rahul Bose:

She is taller than him, gorgeous and sexy and famed more for kisses than activity above the nose region. He is a cerebral actor famed for his serious roles. They came together in a sexy comedy Pyaar Ke Side Effects. The story (esp the ending) needed some more work - playing runaway bride twice over ??? But the movie had some good gags and able support from the likes of Ranveer Shorey. Surprise, they do manage to look good together! It couldnt have gotten as diverse as this !

Now comes my totally thinking out of the box section. You may pelt stones at me for these- I will enjoy them.

4. Emraan Hashmi - Karisma Kapur

Blows your mind off ? Same here. An insolent nepotic actor on the lowest rung of the food-chain, not famed for either looks or great talent. An actress with pedigree and looks and moderate talents. The khatiya days are firmly behind her, so are her pink cottancandy dresses and curly hair. She is a hot mother, slim and suitably surgeried into gorgeousness. A rani and a rank (pauper).

3. Amir - Sushmita:

He is diminutive and choclatey, She is tall and statuesque. He is cute, she is regal. The lady and the tramp?

2. Sanjay Dutt -Smriti Irani Tulsi:

Sanjay Dutt pairs easily with anyone. He did Khoobsurat with Urmila, Munnabhai with Vidya Balan, quite a few movies with no heroines just some male bonding, Kaante, Plan, Anthony Kaun Hai. In one of his movies with Govinda he was paired with the infamous Monica Bedi. So it would be hard to find a heroine who would look really way out with him. Now this, I think is a real way out choice. She is the correct bahu mouthing platitudes at every turn. Her moves are always dramatic, dress strictly over the top behenji. He is cool and can manage bhaigiri with gandhigiri effortlessly without making the combo look ludicrous.

1. Aishwarya Rai - Pankaj Kapur

Clash of cymbals please. They have everything facing in different directions. She is young, he is not. She is beautiful, he is not. She is tall, he is not. He is a powerhouse of talents that makes his physical shortcomings fade away. All her beauty cant win her accolades in the acting department.

Shut up Kitty !

5 handsome heros of bollywood

A few years ago at my brother's wedding reception a guest told me that the groom was very handsome. To my remark that my bhabhi was beautiful too, he said, pretty girls are a dime a dozen whereas handsome guys are not common. Which is true, if you ponder on it a bit.

Shyam was the first film hero that I remember being renowned for his looks. He had the army officer kind of tall, aqulined features look- but his looks were too broad, plus that huge mustache made him look middleaged even before he was fatally thrown off the horse. Poor Dilip Kumar had a 'personality' and talent in oodles but no looks to speak of. Raj Kapoor looked a wee bit effeminate first and too 'uncley' (thanks to heavy dinners and drinks) later. Shammi Kapoor looked strange (a joy to the senses with his emoting and energy but not the HANDSOME kinds) The early Rajesh Khanna had clean looks, Sanjay Khan looked pleasent, Feroze Khan was dashing, dont ask about Manoj Kumar or Rajendra Kumar. Sunil Dutt was tall and handsome in a way, as was Joy Mukherjee. Deb Mukherjee was ok looking, Biswajeet (sorry Ipshonlu) was hawhum. Jeetendra.... naah. Ok I had better start the list.

1. Top of the Pops - Dev Anand.

Think of Raju Guide. That was Dev Anand at the peek of his looks. A drunken Raju sings 'Din dhal jaye hai, raat na jaye' with the camera capturing his angst in profile. Whatta profile. He would look at the heroine (the camera) in the eyes and smile slightly. Now that was handsomeness. I know you have to discount the mannerisms and the caricature like looks post 70s. But hark back and our desi homegrown Gregory Peck was the best looker of them all. He was tall, slim and handsome.
Just the face to put on the chocolate box. Watch him in Tere ghar ke Samne, Love Marriage, Kala Pani (with Madhubala), Guide, Tere Mere Sapne, Johnny Mera Naam to mention a few.

Looked best with - Madhubala.

2. Top of the Polls - Dharmendra

Everyone is going say 'aye' to this one. Clean cut features, a perfect body, good voice (unlike Dara Singh's famed Punjabi accent). This one is He-Man personified. It is told that at a film party thrown for newcomers, all eyes were on Sanjay Khan (and one other filmy progeny- i forget the name). Neglected for the lack of godfathers, Dharmendra and Manoj Kumar stood by quietly. Moviegoers dont go for filmy pedigree, as we know well now, and the latter two were huge stars whereas the likes of Sanjay Khan never reached such heights.

Famed for his looks and his casanova tendencies and a hot temper, Dharmendra has provided plenty of grist to the gossip mills as well. He was famed for not being able to say 'no' to a girl. (Alas, where was I then? In pigtails going to school curses !

Watch him in Anupama, Dhool Ka Phool, Satyakam, Devar .. ok.. all the movies -- though for the peak looks watch Jugnu.

Looked best with - Hema Malini

3. Sanjay Dutt - sabka baba with a rotten kismet

Rocky was gawky. But post Naam, in which he looked lovely with his droopy doglike eyes and sensitive face framed by softly falling hair, he was a rage. He worked out, built his body and started the cult of body worshipping. He has had enough ups and down in his life to put the biggest roller coaster to shame. He is still going through bad times. But no denying he is a very handsome guy. I was never a big fan until I saw Mission Kashmir. There were two scenes which instantly endeared him to me. In one scene he is handed a paper to read, not having his reading glasses handy, he askes his junior officer to read the letter for him. That was SO natural. Then the final scene, he took his shirt off to fight the current raging heartthrob Hritik knee deep in water. That did it for me. I have been a die hard Sanjubaba fan ever since.

He doesnt try to look young or chikna but there is a look of vulnerabilty on his face that is so endearing and takes years off him. (Am I raving too much)

Watch him in Naam, Vastav, Munnabhai's, Parineeta, Anthony Kaun Hai, Kaante, Mission Kashmir.. etc

Looks best with - Me (kidding- dont remember his heroines)

4. John Abraham - the ABS guru

There are plenty of actresses who are accused of being low on talent and high on looks, eyecandy they call 'em. Here is the male eye candy. His hair -ooo, his dimples - aah, his abs -- wow. His acting skills are practically non-existent, but he makes up for it by not getting on your nerves (except for that appearence in the KANK song). I know I watched Kabul Express for him, Dhoom for him, Garam Masala for him, and I will watch No Smoking for him too !

Watch him in Jism, Saaya, Dhoom, Kabul Express ..

Looks best with - Bips

5. Dhartipakad Dara Singh

Had his accent been better, had his acting skills been better, he would have given Dharmendra a Very Hard Time. A perfect wrestlers body and good looks. He looked great in miniskirts and sandals (some kind of a historical warrior uniform for hindi films then, a hangover from the Greeks). He rode horses and weilded a sword. He fought dispotic uncles in some mythical kingdoms stuck in 325 BC. Also tried his hand at cavorting with heroines (usually Mumtaz) in half sarees or some kind of a greeky costume. Some of these movies have surprisingly sweet songs.

Actually, he is one actor who is still handsome despite his advanced years. And he hasnt lost his punjabi accent yet either. Still speaks with a decided punjabi lilt... so cute. Pity his son was such a dud.

Watch him in - I remember Dillagi where he was dada to the deol brothers. I guess several movies like Sikandar Porus.

Looked Best with Mumtaz
ps; If you dont like my list, dont kill me, post your own.

Vishal scores with Ruskin and Pankaj

Vishal Bhardwaj is not just good, he is versatile. If I wanted to go into superlatives, I could say he a genius. But lets wait and watch, and hope. He can write screenplays, compose music, direct and produce movies as well. The best thing about him is that he seems to be comfortable with any genre of films. Makdee and The Blue Umbrella are children's movie. Maqbool (thanks crazyplaywright) was serious and arty. Omkara was bombastic and commercial (in certain aspects). In each of these movies, his touch is different. Anyone going to see TBU expecting another Omkara, can expect a huge disappointment.

But if you go to see the movie for the love of Ruskin Bond, you will come away wowed. The Blue Umbrella is about Biniya who is given a beautiful blue umbrella by some Japanese tourists in exchange for a lucky charm. Nandkishore Khatri, who runs Khatri Tea Stall on the bus route covets the beautiful umbrella. He tries to buy the umbrella off Biniya (this part was a bit boring), but she wont part with it. Biniya's umbrella is stolen one day and Nandkishore Khatri stands accused. This is the only 'story' anyone will part with. The reason is, the rest of the story unfolds so beautifully and is so engrossing that I think it would be a crime to give it away.

I felt the story was almost biblical in telling, some of the seven deadly sins of Envy, Covetousness, Greed rearing their ugly head. There is also a serpent in this beautiful Eden, who eggs the thief on to commit his crime. In the end, with forgiveness comes redemption, cheer and hope. My friend who had accompanied me to the movie did not agree, she said Ruskin Bond never went into symbolism. I agree with her, but i think we tend to look for deeper meanings in things that affect us profoundly.

With Pankaj Kapur leading the cast, good acting was expected. And he fulfils it. His Nandu is caricature perfect. He even adopts a whiny accent and a himachali (?) dialect for it. Very apt for a children's movie. After all, if we are watching Tom and Jerry, we dont expect Tom to underplay his role. However, the rest of the cast does not join him in this which is the only sore point I have with this movie. Dolly Ahluwalia has a very miniscule role as the masterjee's wife who secretly covets the umbrella too. She shines in her few brief moments. She is the only one who matches steps with Pankaj Kapur. The 'Serpent', the devil's apprentice, was another one I liked a lot. A perfect profile of an opportunist. Shreya Sharma was adequate in her role.

The music is mostly background with one chattri song and one another that is used in the background.

Now my favorite part of the movie, the locales and the cinematography. It makes you catch your breath. It is supposed to be shot in Himachal Pradesh and Dalhousie. I suspect the movie was shot in Khajjiar (HP) which is supposed to be so beautiful that it makes you forget Switzerland. All the 'dark' moments of the movie when the thief is facing guilt and ostracism are shot during winters with breathtaking scenes of snowcapped mountains. The happy moments are shot in summers with verdant landscapes perfectly showcased.

Watch out for : Nandu's speech at the Dangal. It is a comic treat.

Alok and I

This is a collaboration revu between Alok n me. My query to him was :- What do men want from women .I have added a women's rejoinders to his 'wants' . BOLD typeface=AVA

Well this is for the first time I did struck my head on lotto without buying any ticket. For the first time a lovely lady other than my long lost girl friends and now “tiniest green chilly” (have you ever tested one?) considering she is only 5’3”; wife, asking me what do I want from her? Well not to make it sleazy actually she did ask me about what men look forward from a woman. And what better way to share it with one of the most intelligent, whacky and hilarious ladies of MS!!
Should I sing? should I dance? Or should I write a poem asking for favors? Or simply put, should I put it the way SRK does? Kkkkkkkkava? Oh that sounds like that Kashmiri drink with slight bitterness but the lady in question is all sweet and mellow, when I say mellow that doesn’t mean you can take her for granted, tip you go wrong and tap she will make you turn turtle without any help at her toe!!

So back to where I started what exactly men look forward in a woman? I wish the seven vows at the time of “saat fere” in marriages to be the same!!

Pratham evem dwitiya Vachan: Thou shall maintain the decorum and congeniality you did showcase while your first few weeks stay with me. BUT dont expect me to remain the same sweet talker I was.

Don’t maintain double standards. You may change but I may not? I have to maintain not only decorum and congeniality, but also the girl like figure that you admired? My sweet smile, my ‘girlfriendness’ that you liked? And you?

Bahu Vachan: Thou shall understand that me being a male member of society always want you to say “yes sir, yes sir” and hearing Why? What? When? Where? No!! Don’t!! Stop!! And all your irritating commands to mend my way makes me think is marriage a boon or bane?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. jawab mil gaya? Be thankful there is someone on this earth who cares about your Whys? Whats? Whens? And Wheres?

Chaturth laganum: Thou shall understand that getting married sure means I am on diet but that does not mean I can’t even browse through menu cards. So stop spying on my message box and don’t give me spine chilling looks when my message tone goes beep beep at 2’ O clock night!!

You forget that all dogs have to guard their territory. I may not be happy with you, but I don’t want others poaching on my property. So you are marked “Not available” and trespassers will be prosecuted.

Pancham lakhskhanum : Thou shall not be excited on a Sunday morning and be prepared with a long list of items digging a deep ho*le in my pocket. Thou shall understand all your love is mine but your bills were never. Than why after marriage I find them in my “to pay list” every month!!

Dear, nothing is free in this world. You enjoy having a beautiful wife around you, be prepared to pay the bills. If you want something for free…. I warn you she wont look good by your side.

Chhattinam Doodham: Thou shall not remind me about bringing “sabji bhaji” in the middle of me “getting up close and personal” with my executive. I thank cell phones to be technically inefficient to support a video conferencing.

Don’t you know women get vibes about what their spouses are up to? Don’t you know our sixth sense enables us to call about sabji bhaji at the RIGHT moment? We don’t need video conferencing, we have an internal cctv which tells us exactly what you are up to.

Saptam Vikatum : Thou shall not expect me to surrender every time and move sheepishly in my own home during war times. It’s hard every time to kneel down and say sorry and injure my male ego hoisting the white flag time and again “you are right I am wrong” types. Aaahh!! That remind me you were better as my girlfriend!! I was at least free to show a bit of tantrums.

Dekho Alok, seedhi si baat hai, agar galti kee hai to sharafat se maafi maang lo. I cant help it if you keep making mistakes and have to say sorry all the time. I cant help it if I am always right. I am still your girlfriend jee. Maafi maangne se insaan chota nahi ho jaata.

Ashtam Dosham: Ok ok!! I am ready to forgive and forget all that happened within the closed doors. Lest thou shall save my torn and soiled self esteem before my relatives and elders!! Making them think that my decision to marry you was “oh so right and perfect” Thou shall act to be an epitome of love and care in parties and marriages. Give all that sh*t when we are back in the car!!

Sh*t to milega.. car me aao jaraa, abhi mene kaha hi kya hai? Wait and watch, you think I don’t have list of things I want to have out with you. Yaad hai hamari shaadi ke shuru me aapne mujhe yeh kaha tha voh kaha tha.. ?? Bhool gaye tab maine aapko kitna shield kiya tha. Mataji ko kano kaan pata nahi chala tha. And youuuuu? Even after so many years you refuse to reform. Car me bolna.. abhi batati hoon .. aao zara bahar.

Andha Nainam: Thou shall not treat a drunken husband as a soiled sheet at bed time!! Thou shall understand that me being in drunken state only can fantasize you being mine “dream girl”. The morning I get back to senses and curse myself for loving you so much!!

OOOOOOO aisa? “Dream Girl” “Soiled Sheet” Jao dream girl ke paas daaru peekar. I will see how long she tolerates you. Yeh to me hoon jo itne saal se jheel rahi hoon. I am sure you will be back groveling at my feet in 2 days. That “dream girl” wont put up with you for 2 minutes. Jao Jao, don’t darken my bedroom door.

Dasham Kastam: Last but most important!! Thou shall not embarrass me before all those who think I am “an extra wise brain” sharing some stupidity of mine that could not be hidden from you as you being my lawfully wedded wife. Thou shall not question me. Thou shall make me feel everything is fine and normal next morning. And thou shall make me feel comfortable about getting high and doing some sh*t in the disc in the morbid state of mind.

STONY SILENCE (hint .. be very very very careful when wife goes into the stony silence mode.. things are NOT GOOD)

Eh eh is it asking for too much? But did I ask for a planet…..? All that I need is unshaken love, due respect and a little bit of freedom!! Can I expect them in this life? Or is it the case that one life is not enough to live your dreams my friend.

AGLE DIN KI SUBAH:

Alok is in a deep dungeon. The only lady who is willing to visit him is Smita. She brings him a half eaten stale bread pakora that she has saved from her yesterday’s snack. Alok : Mera kya hoga Chintan Manan? Smita : I have come on behalf of your wife and the GOG. You are ostracized by all of us. Ap beghar ho gaye hain. Duniya ki koi bhi biwi ya ladki aapki taraf aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekegi. I am sorry. I pity you. But the GOG is very strong. Ham kisi tarah ki be-adbi bardasht nahi kar sakte. Aap chahen to John Abraham ko bhej dijiye.. Agar wo apki biwi ko kuch samja sake to theek hai .. warna (sad face) .. sniff sniff..

Good Loin

The movie has been directed by Manish Acharya.

It is one of those small, unannounced film that people hesitate to see. There are several good movies that die in cinema halls for the want of promotion. The Blue Umbrella being one such deserving movie that ran to empty houses, Hazaron Khwahishen Aisi was another. It is rare for a small film to have the luck of Bheja Fry which was a hit despite being underpromoted. Loins of Punjab does not have any famous stars backing the project. Shabana Azmi, Darshan Jhaveri and Ayesha Dharker are the only big names here.

Ok, heres the story.

There is a kind of an American/Indian Idol singing talent show being run in New Jersey with the Enam of $25k. This years DESI IDOL (as the contest is known) would have run its predictable course if it was not distinguished with the ambitious presence of Mrs. Rrita Kapoor, a socialite.

Rrita (Shabana Azmi) NEEDS to win this contest to show down her fellow socialite Bubbles Sabharwal who has just made a big donation to a cause.

Then there is the immensely talented and quiet and protected Preeti Patel (Ishita Sharma). She has her entire extended family in the entourage. An ode to the in-your-face garrulous gujjus who mispronounce words like S (Ass), Snacks (Snakes) and Coke (@#$%).

Watch out for the moment when our docile little Preeti Patel talks.

Josh Cohen loves India and his Indian girlfriend, Opama Menon (Ayesha Dharkar). He is here to beat reverse racism, being a gora in a desi contest, and see how far he can go with his limited repertoire of songs.

Seema Rehmani was last seen in the sinful Sins, and she is gorgeous, and talented. She plays Sania Rehman who can parrot sounds, but does not really understand Hindi.

A special mention for Turbanotorious B.D.G. played by Ajay Naidu. He is in the contest as the Baangra expert (Bhangra).

There are several other noteworthy contestents and judges and the MC Mr. Bokade (Jameel Khan), name pronounced to rhyme with Bacardi.

These bunch of talented actors team up to create a hilarious tale of Kaun Banega Desi Idol. Not all the contestents wish to play fair, and there are machinations underway to send away the talented singers so that Rrita may win unhindered.

There are unlikely partnerships between contestents, losers muscle their way back to the stage.. AND THE WINNER IS ... LOVE.

Believe me.. Love wins. Dont believe me? Go check out the movie.

Waris Shah in Love

Waris Shah was a legendry sufi writer of the 18 the century famed for writing the most famous version of Heer. Heer is in the conciousness of all those born or bred in Punjab. The movie attempts to acknowledge the debt of Heer to Bhagpari, his muse. The effort can be somewhat compared to the Hollywood movie Shakespere in Love which superimposed the story of Romeo and Juliet in the life of Shakespere. When his muse deserts him, Shakespere is inspired by the devotion of a young girl to his poetry.

Shakespere's Lady Viola is all passion, fire and brimstone, just like Juliet. The movie and the drama move parallel to each other. Though unlike Juliet who dies in the end, Lady Viola marries her bethrothed and moves to the new continent of America instead.

Makhdoom, Waris Shah's guru (peer murshid), tells him that his writing will not be effective unless he has experienced the pleasure of love and pain of seperation. Makhdoom forsees the events in the life of his best pupil and orders Waris to go to Malka Hans and compose Heer to keep the tradition of music and poetry alive in Punjab. The Mughals in those times were dead against music and poetry and it was deemed a crime to play music or recite poetry. The sufi's took it upon themselves to create music and poetry clandestinely, even at the cost of losing their lives.

Waris Shah arrives in Malka Hans and runs into Bhagpari. and is smitten by her beauty. She becomes an inspiration for Heer. However, Heer was a beautiful tempestous firebrand who would brook no opposition to her passion for Ranjha. According to the epic, the lovers take a roller coaster ride through life, never losing sight of their love for each other. In a sea of corrupt, false people, they stand out as true, upright and beautiful examples of Love.

By contrast, Bhagpari and Waris's romance moves along at a slow decorous pace, ending tamely with Bhagpari submitting to the man she is married off to. The outcome is realistic, in real life, lovers move on, forget their passion.

There are some filmi touches, songs and melodrama. The best part is the frequent recitation from Heer by various characters, in the traditional way. Which made me scoot right off to the music shop for the CD. When Gurdas Maan sang the first verse of Heer - the invocation to God quoted below, shivers ran down my spine:

Awal hamad khuda da vird keeje
Ishq kita su jag da mool mian
Pehlan aap hi rabb ne ishq kita
Te mashooq he nabi rasool mian

"First of all let us acknowledge God (who is self-evident), who has made love the worth of the world Sir, It was God Himself that first loved, and the prophet (Muhammad (SW)) is His beloved Sir "

To my most sore disappointment, the recitation was missing from the music album. For me, the heer is the best part of the movie. Juhi plays Bhagpari well, Divya Dutta as the evil saabo who tries to throw spanner in the works of Waris Shah is also very good. The music by Jaidev is good, I am glad he kept the traditional recitation style of the heer couplets intact. Though the qawwali in praise of god could have been better, seeing that it is supposed to have transported the evil hearted subedar into ecstasy. Waris Shah seems to have been a handsome man. Gurdas Mann is getting along now, and cant play a chikna hero anymore.

All in all, a commendable effort.